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What's great about these jokes?  Well I'll tell you....they are great because they are made up and told by kids...for kids...so we know you are going to enjoy them!  Have you any to tell us? You do?  Great, then send them to me by email.

Q. When do you know it's been raining cats and dogs?

A. The ground is covered with poodles

Q. Have you heard the one about the Roman cannibal?

A. He was gladiator!

Q. Where should you never, ever take your dog?

A. The flea market!

Q. What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?

A. A headbanger!

Q. What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

A. A turtle with claustrophbia! (fear of small spaces)

Q. What is a snowman crossed with a vampire?

A. Frostbite!

Q. How do you catch a squirrel?

A. Climb a tree and act like a nut!

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